Adan Stribble: Aries: You're pretty awesome, but not THAT awesome. Tone down the arrogance. Taurus: You make great friends, but you need to stop being stubborn as heck. Gemini: Your life is like a soap opera, and you play the role to the fullest. Cancer: Sensitive, intuitive, and confusing as can be. Why don't you stop hiding under your shell, and communicate with words for once? Leo: Love you guys, but don't always be so controlling and histrionic. I want attention too! Virgo: Things don't always have to go your way, you can sit back, relax, and let someone else take the reigns for once. Scorpio: Perceptive and very caring friends, but lighten up a bit, and try not to be so moody. Sag: You guys are super fun, great to talk to, and very honest, but remember not to get so upset when others aren't as honest. Capricorn: Be more optimistic, you don't have to be perfect all the time to be worth something. Aquarius: Don't get frusterated that you can't change the world in a day! . Pisces: You're very wise and clairevoyant, but it might help to come back to earth once in a while. I'm a Libra...Show more
Brittanie Zakutney: it makes it easier for the dumbest of the P&S trolls to find
Son Ahlers: Capricorn: Damn, do you even take lunch breaks?Aries: Why can't I ever be in front of the line? :(Taurus: How is it possible to be so bullheaded and sweet at the same time?Gemini: Which personality should I be expecting today?Cancer: Can you teach me how to be more comfortable expressing my feelings?Leo: If you were invisible for an entire year how would you cope? Virgo: Why do you worry so much?Pisces: Why are you always trying to help people that don't deserve it?Libra: Why do you stand on one aisle in the grocery store for 2 hours trying to decide which brand of peanut butter to buy?Scorpio:: What are you thinking when you stare me down like that?Sagittarius: Can I come party with you sometime?
Majorie Chester: i'm a gemini, and life isn'! t fun without drama!Capricorn: Ever so inspiring, I love how ! driven you people are.Aquarius: I really wish I could understand you fellow air signs better...Pisces: Gotta love the creativity and imaginationAries: So me first and the gimmee gimmies! (both my best friends are Aries... so i love them.)Taurus: I always wanna take Taurans out and get 'em to loosen up!Cancer: Cry me a river, then build a bridge and get over it.Leos: Leos are definitely the kings (and queens) of my jungle.Virgo: If I ever plan a bank robbery...Libra: Wanna play some Scrabble or Pictionary?Scorpio: I love it when you take charge.Sag: You guys always make me laugh the hardest.
Mahalia Brindle: BECAUSE!! I've heard it was something to do with legality reasons. Capricorn astrologer answered this Q on here.I'd buy that. Same thing with psychics, "entertainment." Or like how nutritional organic things can't claim to cure illnesses cuz that's "medicine's" territory
Cliff Jacoby: I beleive it is usually real. There may be a few false ones, but it i! s usually real. I was wondering that too.
Dedra Furguson: In general, an Aquarian male is unlikely to continue giving a Leo female the attention she demands over the long term. Of course these are just generalizations and many times these qualities are over-ridden by other aspects of one's natal chart, such as the placements of moon and planets and your ascendant and those are also just generalizations, so you can't predict the future using only astrology. (If you could a helluva lot more people would be getting really rich doing it.) The age gap might be the bigger issue, but it depends on your relative ages. If he's 54 and you're 43 it means nothing, if he's 43 and you're 32, it means a bit less in common but still negligible, if he's 32 and you're 21, it could be fun but probably not long-term because you in particular will change significantly in the next few years as you develop your adult personality. If he's 21 and you're 10, then this is illegal and doomed and! wrong and he has serious problems. So the actual ages in question make! a big difference....Show more
Julee Lanham: capricorn- you are so beautiful but too serious! I don't want to ever see you angry ahh!Aquarius- I envy your lack of emotion. But do you have to be so cold sometimes? You are great when you are. But when you're not its tragicaries- You are not always right you know. But you can surprise me with your honest kindnesstaurus- its a love/hate rleationship. I call you fake you call me immature. You seem to see a fight when there is none. But you are there for me. Although I find you kind of boring now.gemini-crazy! I thought I was but omg. And man can you people talk! I do enjoy you the best thoughcancer-I am one I mean I love myself FINALLY but I would never date one. too much to handle. You have too much mood swings. CONTROL THEM YOU MANIPULATIVE BETCH! lmaoleo- Get over your pride. No one really cares what you think. You can be nice though let that part shine through INSTEADvirgo- aggressive much? You people surprise me. I li! ke the way you thinklibra- You look great now can we leave? ooo make me a mixed cd I love that music you play. scorpio- why so reserved and quiet? Its almost creepy :(sag- you people are crazy and a bad influence! I love it.pisces-you have beautiful hearts. Try not to be so self destructive though. I love you too much.
Connie Dickirson: Whenever there is a slight amount of intuition involved... it will never be credited as real to a lot of people and will be chosen as 'entertainment' or 'complimentary'I looooathe that Solitary man has JC as his profile picture lmaoSolitary man... jesus christ! it is simple.... you lack balance within your hemispheres !!!!!!...Show more
Tana Dumoulin: If you can give me a site that lists them that'd be nice too:)
Lucille Saetteurn: I have friends and Acquaintances of every sign. This is what a usually say to them when I see them.Aquarius: Get a job.Sagittarius: Get a job that's legal.Virgo: You should find a job where you w! ill be appreciated.Capricorn: I don't want to know what you did to your! girlfriend lastnight so don't tell me.Cancer: Marry me... please!!!Tuarus: How you doin'? My Cancer girlfriend is out of town and I got the place all to myself... as if.Aries: Stay away from my girl.Leo: Don't even think about my girl.Pisces: Sorry. I don't have spare change.Libra: Please don't turn me on.Gemini: Shut up. My ears are bleeding.Scorpio: Stay away from me. Two people this cool can't be in the same room at the same time.I'm Scorpio.
Davida Gisriel: Because whoever put Horoscopes-Astrology in the entertainment section thinks they are not real..... But that doesn't mean they aren't real, just because some people don't believe in them. Some people don't believe in ghosts, but they are real too.
Fritz Hawkey: I'm a cancer and noticed i've only been attracted to that sign, although there is no compatibility.I was born July 16th.
Judie Kise: There may be lot of air sign quality's in your natal chart that causes you to be excited my Aquarians. Plus ! Aquarians are very laid back and easy to get along with.
Jules Ashbach: Because a cancer (just from what I've seen) is initially attracted to looks first. I don't believe in astrology but it is interesting how some signs sincerely do NOT get along. Funny part? Oh that the sign they claim I would be a "perfect match" with I found are mostly a*sholes. Oh wait no an a*shole is made not born to a particular astrology sign. I guess it's all the type of man you're attracted to. I know for the longest time I went by their style. If they were bad boy or wanna be thugs I was all on it. Now I've realised my best fit is with rednecks because I am a redneck. That is if stereo types really matter. I think we're all human and we all have our own things that irritate us, excite us or makes us fall for someone. Trust me after about your 3rd broken heart you realise you can't put a "TYPE" on someone. There are no labels to explain why you fall for the person you do. If it! 's a forever deal you'll find out when you see forever....Show more
!Lilli Kochel: If you could give a general message to the other star signs, what would it be? What is your sign? Quick and to the point for each one!Capricorn: Youre nice and all, but why so sensitive?!Aqua: You confuse me... and I love every minute of it. Love you.Aries: Ohhh, youre baaaad... but good...heheTaurus: Where do you fit all of that passion and zest?Gemini: Love you, but is it really that dramatic? Come onnn.Cancer: No words are kinder than yours.Leo: Ive never seen arrogance look so attractive.Virgo: Ummm..?Libra: Thanks for being you.Scorpio: You´re not going anywhere.. just lie there.I am Sag....Show more
Jannie Ariola: Cause we are simply awesome. Alot of people say aqaurius' are a good balance of eveything. Looks, personality, style, attitude, etc. I LOVE being one!
Ofelia Kieck: Arie- You guys are usually so energized....=)Taurus- I seem to have alot in common with taurus..!! Alot of them are good friends...! =) Gemini- Geminis are hot...fem! ale/male....nohomo...also you guys can conversate for along time...=)Cancers- great people...you guys are very sensitive sometimes....but its okay..! =)leos- Yall are soo sweet...!!Virgos- very nice people...! although my friend likes to criticize alot of things....she has a big heart and can be very sweet.Libras- U just gotta luv em...! =)Scorpios- Alot of you scorpios carry on a bad repp...but also many others are very sweet...kind...and great friends..!! =)Sags- Very attractive...this sign carrys themselves very well.Capricorn-Always waitting for there next task lol.....but i luv them....their determination....and the fact that they can be pretty pasionate about what they do=) i admire that.Aquarious- Aquarians...you guys are so funny....yall have this great sense of humor. =)Piscis- Very fun to hangaround with!
Rivka Killmer: If astrology did anything better than randomness, science would be all over it. First you have to show that it works, then you find out why.! We are still waiting for a Nobel prize nomination for the person that c! an provide proof. Given the thousands of years of silence, no noise is expected soon.“A wise man proportions his belief to the evidenceâ€David Hume...Show more
Danica Timperman: Because we Aquarians are the best XD
Ricky Frazer: Sun-sign astrology is not real. It is only good for entertainment, and so are the horoscopes done for Sun signs, and the "compatibility" assessments.And since most people think Sun-sign astrology is real astrology, probably including the people who set up Y/A, astrology falls into the entertainment session.Real astrology works off a map of the sky, done up for the day-month-year, hour-minute, and longitude-latitude of an individual's birth. Instead of just the Sun, you have the Sun, Moon, and 8 planets.Instead of just the one factor of whatever sign Sun was in when you were born, you have anywhere from 30-60 factors in your chart.Very complex. Very strong correlation.The thing is this. Anyone writing a Sun-sign column can't go and! ask every single reader for their birth data, and then do up a chart and prediction for every single individual reader. Sun is the only factor in the chart that is always in the same place from one year to the next ... so it's very easy to say "If you were born between such-and-such, then your sign is XXXX." Nothing else in the heavens is predictable in this way, so Sun is the only thing that can be used for the general public, when there is no 2-way communication.Problem is that Sun-sign astrology is garbage ......Show more
Toshia Metzker: It is definitely enertaining to know what others to know about your future !!!
Tricia Dossous: Because it's entertaining to watch fools believe them. (also in my paper they're in the local section). For the record the most accurate ones are actually in the onion. Who would have guessed
Shan Lanen: I find it very entertaining. I mean the question some people ask on here are so hilarious. Then some people say they're a! certain sign but then they have this moon, Venus, mars, etc. I mean pe! ople are who they are no matter what sign they are. " who knows when I'm going to get a job, marry, die, ect " are the most ridiculous questions they ask under the horoscope section. So, yes I would to classicfy this under entertainment.
Emile Midgley: Astrology is in the entertainment section because astrology is as hilarious as charlatanism.The reason why Astrology/horoscopes is not in the science section is because unlike astrology, astronomy is based on purely facts. It doesn't concern itself with prediction or speculation like astrology and horoscopes do.The predictions that "real astrologers" make are vague, their predictions are open to wide interpretation, making it unlikely that they will ever concede a prediction was disproven. That is why it is in the entertainment section. Because it is comical, how can you not laugh at someone like this? It's not just online, its in newspapers too. Logical people who use their brains think. Someone just blamed intuition. ! Now this person correlates intuition and entertainment. Do you see why people laugh at horoscopes? ...Show more
Leif Serabia: In my opinion, cancerians and aquarians have a connection with each other. Example: Paris hilton (aqua) and lindsay lohan (crab) is one of them. friends exist between them but not lovers.
Michel Mccaulley: I have no right to judge someone. Humans are humans. Each are brought of differently. There are people who are born under a certain sign but yet may not fit the description. There are good and bad people each sign. Careless and concerned in every sign. Plus sun sign can be affected by the positions of the planets, as well as the moon,ascendant,ascendant node,descendant,and rising sign.Sun signs should only be used as a "possible outcome in general" but doesn't turn out to be it all the time. Many people may decide to work on the bad characteristics of their sign and overcome it. Overall an individual is an individual.
Darnell Cut! liff: i'm TaurusAries: Stop bossing around!Taurus: calm like a mellow o! cean.Gemini: ur dramatic, selfish, and cocky.Cancer: sneaky snake!Leo: ur so aggressive.Virgo: weirdo!Libra: ur coolScorpio: mysterious Sagittarius: i love how funny and energetic u are (my bf's a Sag)Capricorn: some of u guys are sweet, some are creepy as hellAquarius: cool, but judgmental.Pisces: it took me 5 mins to finally spell ur sign right!
Alberto Kozub: what ScorpiusOne said
Ewa Homrich: Well, there are two good explanations for that. One is that your rising sign could be Leo. Your rising sign is the sign that was rising when you were born. This is how you express yourself. And the opposite of your rising sign is called your falling sign, in this case, it would be Aquarius since it is the opposite of Leo. Your falling sign is what you expect of others. You expect Aquarian behavior and therefore you'll find yourself attracted to a lot of them even if you're not compatible. My falling sign is Cancer, and before I got into astrology I head been interested ! in Cancer woman almost all the time. I never knew why.The other explanation could be that you have a lot of air signs (Aquarius, Libra, Gemini) in your chart. You see, you actually have a lot of signs, the sun, the moon, one for each planet, and the location of the signs when you were born. There's even more than that. But, if you have a lot of air signs in your chart it could alter your personality a lot and steer you toward Aquarius.These are both just theories of course. : ) I hope it helped you though, if you want to know more, there are plenty of websites and books out there....Show more
Malcom Fenoff: Its because the smart people watch the dumb people looking at fake Scriptures. Its very funny. I'm also baked right meow
Dana Russian: Capricorn: Should have fun once in a while..Aquarius: You're cool.. I find it so hard to resist.Pisces: You're a dreamer. I hope someday you would dream of me too..Aries: We're opposites but you attract me nonethless.Taurus: A! ll things take time. That may be your motto.Gemini: Look at my post to ! Aquarius above :-)Cancer: Tell me when your mood is over, then we'll talkLeo: You're trying to dominate me. But I'd be more than willing.Virgo: You tell me my spelling is wrong again?? ;-)Libra: AHH.. Can't stand it. You're too charming!!!Scorpio: Is it hot in here or is it you??Sagittarius: You can always come back here after you've travelled to Timbuktu.
Antonia Boomershine: because we're the best. we are the rulers of friendship and myself i have dated a cancer. he was so right for me.
Sammy Kar: Because horoscopes (the kind you see in newspapers, magazines, etc.) are there for entertainment whereas serious astrology has a sound basis and is as complex as any science. YA doesn't delineate between the two. And, as mentioned earlier, there probably is a legal reason why they don't want to, considering how some people here ask for specific predictions (which I don't subscribe to) And probably to avoid the obvious uproar that they would get from the religious s! ection....Show more
Noah Deni: How can you be attracted to an aquarium? they arent very pretty if you ask me. i personally like the wire cages better. they're easier to slide your fingers into.
Marcel Then: Coincidentally, I was just about to ask this. I don't know why either. I mean I know horoscopes are something to be taken lightly, but, for entertainment? That's a bit far. It's not as if its just the horoscopes section. I mean this section might a swell be called astrology.And astrology isn't entertainment.
Gaston Edgcomb: i suppose you could look them up. they aren't specific to months. they are spread all over the zodiac but here is the list:fire - april (aries), leo (august), sagittarius (december)earth - capricorn (january), virgo (september), taurus (may)water - cancer (july), pisces (march), scorpio (november)air - gemini (june), aquarius (february), libra (october)...Show more
Wilfredo Muldoon: Maybe you just like the fact they are never! boring and they change so often you dont know wha to expect
Jess! e Japak: No it's not real. Astrology is a psychological crutch for people that are inept and not equip to handle the realities of the world.Astrology disempowers you. By placing your future in the accidental configuration of planets and stars, you avoid taking responsibility for your actions, you fail to make decisions based on your own best self interest, and you give up the power to control your own destiny.That's why it's so funny. They cannot answer questions questions that are used to methodically capture the legitimacy of reality. Astrology isn't about objectivity, another reason why it's funny and entertaining.Astrology makes no attempt to clarify the nature of the influence of the planets on the subjects' lives, or to quantify the influences. So you will see so called knowledAble people like Been There, ScorpiusOne all repeating the same boring dribble about charts and stars etc. Little do these people know is that they stole the tools that real astronomers use : ch! arts and it's plots. That's it. Other than that everything else is made up. They still cannot give you in great length in detail about their so called findings. That's why its hilarious, Thats why people do not take it seriously. because they are backwards and keep repeating the same old things....Show more
Wally Gower: here what i say to the femalesaries: i like how aggressive you are, save some of that energy for me tonightTaurus: what are some of the best resturants around here?Gemini: lets go to the club tonight. meet me there around 10(actually 11 but i usually tell them an hour early than it really is to make it look like they came on time since we're always late)Cancer: stop demanding and depending on me for every single thing :pLeo: your hair looks MARVELOUS :DVirgo:calm down and stop worryingLibra: you good just the way you are. you dont have to keep trying on all your outfitsScorpio:dont even think about trying to dominate me. you cant :PSaggitarius:come to ! my town tonight and spend the night with meCapricorn: any idea on how y! ou can help get rich?Aquarius:any ideas that you can think of that i use for my website?pisces:stop feeling sorry for yourself and have some fun
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